Too many people get way too upset about politics. But that's because they think about it all wrong.
As near as I can tell, most people in America today think that politics is about morality, or ethics. They think that the purpose of politics is to Do Good Things in the World ... or at the very least, to prevent the Bad People from Doing Evil Things.
They are all wrong.
Most people want the same ends. Oh, I know it doesn't look that way, but that's just because we diagree so badly about means. But I am prepared to argue—and one day I will write out the argument in this venue—that most people want pretty much the same basic things, namely, peace and plenty. People want to live their own lives their own way, with comfort and enough to eat, and without being bothered by someone else. But everyone's got a different idea how to get there, and we fight over these different ideas.
It's as if we assume that everyone sees things the same way we do. So if they advocate different means, it must be because they want to achieve different ends. Since We want peace and plenty, that proves that They must want war and deprivation! And therefore They must be the Bad People. Evil. Let's do away with them!
I'd like to propose a different picture.
Have you ever been to a fair where they had a big jar full of gumballs? There's a sign under the jar asking you to guess how many gumballs are in it. And whoever guesses closest to the real number wins the jar.
That's what I think politics is really about: it's all about guessing the right number of gumballs. In other words, we all want peace and plenty ... or, well, all but a negligible percentage who really do prefer war and deprivation, but they are far and away the minority. But Person A thinks we can get there with more taxation and regulation; Person B thinks we can get there with less taxation and regulation; Person C thinks we can get there if only we invade our neighbors to steal all of their peace and plenty for ourselves; Person D thinks we can get there if we wall ourselves off from our neighbors so that they can't steal our peace and plenty; ... and so on.
The debates seem to be endless. But really, all that's happening is that everyone is guessing a different number of gumballs. We are all aiming for the same basic goal, but we all have different ideas about how to get there. And there's no simple way to calculate the answer, because human intelligence just isn't that powerful.
So we try one approach—either because a majority voted for it, or because a faction seized power extralegally. And either the approach works, or else it doesn't. And then we start all over.
But none of this makes our rivals into Evil People. They just have a different guess than we do about how many gumballs are in the jar.
P.S. In the spirit of full disclosure, I have to admit that I always guess the wrong number when confronted with this kind of challenge. I diligently count how many gumballs high the jar is, and how many gumballs wide; then I apply the best mathematical formulas I can think of; and I am always wrong by at least an order of magnitude. There may be a lesson here about the limited effectiveness of intellectuals in politics (cf. Plato, Henry Kissinger, or Pol Pot) but I try hard not to take the hint. 😀





